Apricot Jams

Throughout Howie's 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like …

Mary is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show "Armenian All-Stars" at Flappers in Burbank, …

00:00 Babies hate podcasts • 
00:23 Reverse motivation • 
01:16 Stupid is good • 
02:34 Capital Pewnishment • 
03:10 God • 
04:06 Stupid brain • 
04:44 Adaptation • 
06:02 Surprise kill vanish • 
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00:00 Leveraging a curse • 
00:47 Unibrow on a child • 
02:10 Protect Goldilocks • 
03:25 Soft goodbye • 
03:51 Leaky face • 
05:08 Mediocrity rules • 
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00:00 So smart • 
00:41 Gender assumption • 
01:49 Nostalgia • 
02:53 Loving themselves • 
03:16 Circlejerk chamber • 
04:02 Cow worship • 
04:33 Genetic claustrophobia • 
04:56 Son of a great man …

00:00 Sex robots • 
01:02 Reverse Motivation • 
01:53 Growing Apart • 
02:54 Sketchy God • 
03:40 Wild Flat Earthers • 
04:24 Artistic Alchemy • 
05:29 Self Reflection • 
05:55 The Creative Well • 

00:00 Feral Children and Rome 
05:30 Cougars 
10:07 Out of Africa Northbound 
17:21 Zoroastrianism 
20:21 A Perfect Circle 
23:01 Dyēus Phter 
24:46 …

00:00 Purity • 
00:43 Titty streamers • 
01:31 Like dropping • 
02:09 Embarassed • 
02:31 Douchebag? • 
03:00 The last word • 
03:45 Kamikaze • 
04:21 Slow …

00:00 Pool toys - 
00:34 Overcooked - 
00:53 Extra - 
01:17 Impulsive - 
01:40 Psychic dogs - 
02:21 Jizz - 
03:09 Black hole of pain - 
04:07 Meertha - 
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00:00 Addicting Remedy - 
01:15 Rain In LA - 
01:58 Musical Personality - 
02:40 Succubus - 
03:48 Translation Robots - 
04:11 Armenian Itsy Bitsy - 
04:28 Global Inspiration - 
04:59 Fading …

00:00 Squash - 
00:32 Feeling Old - 
01:16 Science the Bullshit - 
01:56 Order from Chaos - 
03:08 Wisdom Collection - 
03:57 Zero Research - 
05:24 …

00:00 Joy from pain - 
00:39 Modest living - 
01:15 Twinzies - 
01:46 Hello? - 
02:04 Reverse it -  
02:54 War Planes -  
03:32 Ned Stark - 
03:58 Shit face …

00:00 My spoon is too big - 
00:48 Raining fire trucks - 
01:13 Omg let's go scam - 
01:44 Nose holes - 
02:02 Lying for survival - 
02:43 Bursts of …

00:00 Forgot the lube - 
00:44 Play for survival - 
01:31 Laughing at your own jokes - 
02:01 Santa got shot - 
02:27 Bullshit detectors - 
03:15 Winter -
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00:00 Cell memory - 
00:59 Thicc apricots - 
01:12 Cheat curse - 
01:41 Supportive mother - 
02:11 Mouth Hole - 
02:38 Evil within - 
04:47 Idea evolution …

00:00 The art of bullsh!t - 
00:09 Being human is weird - 
01:13 Magic - 
02:02 Baby formula - 
02:39 It's not stealing - 
03:17 Be undeniable - 
03:41 …

00:00 Kerin - 
00:19 Just Be Yourself - 
01:09 BORRRING - 
01:20 Boobs - 
03:18 Roman Technology - 
04:18 Relative Contrast - 
04:41 Psychic Elephants - 
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00:00 Nerd Power - 
00:24 Ass Wipe - 
00:37 Sausage Taco - 
01:14 Embrace Chaos - 
01:41 Music Emotion Vibes - 
02:18 Super Dogs - 
03:13 Helmet of Negativity - 
03:55 Learning to Cook - 
04:15 …

00:00 Assess - 
01:03 Comfort is relative - 
01:25 Cringe Worthy - 
02:26 Defensive Chess Move - 
03:20 Pain is Growth - 
03:59 Parenting - 
04:28 Vibrating Elephant - 
04:59 Echo of Goodness - 
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00:00 Spider School - 
00:21 A.I. - 
01:10 Mongolian Years - 
02:07 Darkness - 
02:55 Real Gangsters - 
04:00 Mongolian Years pt. 2 - 
04:20 Inspired by …

00:00 - Time kills and saves 00:14 - Podcasting creates a cognitive time capsule 01:00 - Sugar is a drug 01:10 - We're all still pizza 01:40 - You're …